Miser's Final Wish

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a cheque."

P/s: copied from www.thejokeyard.com.. (nih lar keje aku bile boring..cace jokes n gelak sengsorg..)

The weird thing bout English!

1. There is no egg in the eggplant
2. No ham in the hamburger
3. And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
4. English muffins were not invented in England
5. French fries were not invented in France.
6. Quicksand takes you down slowly not quickly!
   
7. Boxing rings are square...
   
8. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
9. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
10. If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
11. If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught.
12. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Human?!
    
13. Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital?
14. Park on driveways and drive on parkway??
    
15. A house can burn up as it burns down..weirdo..
16. You fill in a form by filling it out..weirdo..
17. And a bell is only heard once it goes!
18. When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible..
    

That's why people say ENGLISH IS FUN!!!