Kemalasan Melanda!

Hadoi aiiii.......

My holiday yg xckup holy dah lame started..since i only hd 1 paper for exam this sem. That was on 6th Nov..Just after i finished my exam...there are lots and tons and bundles of work waiting for me.. 2 assignments which i hvn't started at all (by now 18:09 22 Nov 08...) and oso my project paper..*sigh*..sighing..dat's wat i always do and it changes nothing..haha!

So, few days ago me n my frens..we went to Malacca for 'suke2' n we really had a very nice holiday there for the unstoppable 2 days. Mmg lar Malacca tuh bkn ade pape sgt pon kan..but then u noe..hang out wif ur gurl frens is the best damn thing ever! Tuh sume mmbr2 yg dah lame gile aku xjumpe since amik result SPM dlu..siyes..bile jumpe diorg bru aku tau how much i really mis them all. Tuh pun my 3 bff gdod n auni xde..i wonder if they hv forgotten me..isk isk..Hoho~i even luv hang out wif my gurl frens @ hvg holiday wif them compared to hvg holiday wif my family..huh..lots of troubles..lil dos but sooooooooooo many donts...but wif my frens.....haha! everything is dos! even mandi kat pantai where the villagers found a pig's head..(we din noe til we came back KL..) luckily xpyh samak..hehe! I'l update the exciting holiday wif all the pics later since i'm stil collecting the pics from all my frens who brought their cameras.

And for now..i'l have to reschedule my life coz my works are waiting..i even hv to go to lib on this 'holy'-day..haih..oh ya..not forget to mention..this week to Malacca next week to Sunway Lagoon wif my aunty and cousins..wow~haha! tgk..mane lar keje aku nak siapkan..asik buang mase je..tuh blm masuk yg tgk PB s4 lar..X-files lg..and i juz found my long lost cd x-summer yg terselit bwh katil rupenye..bile kemas bru jumpe..lps nih dah blk umah lg lar mcm2 bende x b'faedah aku buat..ckp psl umah..i miss my umi..i noe she's angry wif me..wat an ungrateful daughter i am..isk isk..

Dat's all for now...

p/s: i wanna continue watching x-files..daa~

Me, Myself & i.... (",)

Miser's Final Wish

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a cheque."

P/s: copied from www.thejokeyard.com.. (nih lar keje aku bile boring..cace jokes n gelak sengsorg..)

Perlu x kahwin awal-di usia remaja?

Assalamualaikum sume..

Topik perbincangan hr nih-wajar x remaja kahwin di usia muda pd zaman skrg?

“Diriwayatkan dari Abdullah bin Mas’ud katanya, Rasulullah SAW bersabda kepada kamu: Wahai kumpulan anak-anak muda ! Barangsiapa di antara kamu yang mampu berkahwin hendaklah berkahwin. Kerana sesungguhnya perkahwinan itu menutup pandangan dan memelihara kemaluan. Tetapi barangsiapa yang tidak mampu, maka hendaklah dia berpuasa sebab yang demikian itu akan menahan nafsunya.”

Hadis di atas menerangkan tuntutan agama untuk berkahwin..untuk mengelakkan maksiat..menjga mata dan memelihara kemaluan. Remaja zaman skrg (t'msk lar diri aku nih) mmg t'dedah dgn perbuatan maksiat..especially those yg dah couple t'msk lar diri aku..bkn sng nak kuatkan iman dan pura2 x nampak dgn ape yg ade..ape yg b'laku sekitar kite..smpi aku sdiri pnh t'pk (actually smpi skrg pun t'pk) utk kawin..2 lar jln t'baik utk mengelakkan/membendung/mengawal dr perkara-perkara yg x spttnye berlaku. Hukum berkahwin t'bahagi kpd 4..jom kite tgk agak2nye remaja nih masuk kat kategori mane..

1. Perkahwinan yang wajib.
Orang yang diwajibkan berkahwin ialah orang yang sanggup untuk berkahwin, sedang ia khuatir terhadap dirinya akan melakukan perbuatan zina.

2. Perkahwinan yang sunat
Orang yang disunatkan berkahwin ialah orang yang mempunyai kesanggupan untuk berkahwin dan sanggup memelihara diri dari kemungkinan melakukan perbuatan yang terlarang.

3. Perkahwinan yang haram
Orang yang diharamkan berkahwin ialah orang yang mempunyai kesanggupan untuk berkahwin tetapi kalau ia berkahwin diduga akan menimbulkan kemudharatan terhadap pihak yang lain seperti orang gila, orang yang suka membunuh atau mempunyai sifat-sifat yang dapat membahayakan pihak yang lain dan sebagainya.

4. Perkahwinan yang makruh
Orang yang makruh hukumnya berkahwin ialah orang yang tidak mempunyai kesanggupan untuk berkahwin (dibolehkan melakukan perkahwinan) tetapi ia dikhuatiri tidak dapat mencapai tujuan perkahwinan. Oleh itu dianjurkan sebaliknya ia tidak melakukan perkahwinan.

So..tgk lar keadaan diri anda berada di kelompok yg mane..tp boleh ke alsn utk mengelak maksiat dan sggp utk b'khwn adlh ckup utk kite b'khwn? mcm mane dgn faktor kemampuan dr sudut kewangan? especially for guys..nak kne tampung bg wife mkn..hukum suami bg nafkah zahir batin kat isteri kan wjb scr umumnye..(nafkah batin tuh mst xde mslh kan? huhu~ =p ) tp mengikut ape yg aku pnh blaja lar..ustad ckp klu dlm keadaan cth mcm student nak kawin..boleh je jika isteri redha dan setuju bhw spjg suami msh blaja, suami tidak t'ikat utk bg nfkh sckpnye..ape yg lbh pntg adalah niat utk mengelakkan maksiat tuh..tp byk lar faktor lain perlu diamik kire..cthnye dah cukup matang x..b'sedia ke nak galas tanggung jwb..dan yg plg pntg adalah persetujuan dr is3 utk tidak menerima nafkah zahir..kalau x,xle lar..tp kan..walaupun cara ini dihalalkan..parents2 masih ssh & xnk bg anak mrk kawin pd usia muda especially bila blaja lg. Nih antara sbb yg aku bole pk:

1. Syg anak dan xnk lpskan kat org lain dgn begitu mudah. Mst ibu bapa kurg percaya pd psgn anak tuh..takut anak akan kecewa 1 hr nnt..takut anak tanggung ksshn pd usia yg muda. Xnk anak menyesal dgn perkahwinan.
2. Tak percaya pd anak. Sbb ibu ni lg mengenali anak sdiri. Ibu yg tlh mengandung kan 9 bln..melahirkan dan membesarkan smpi lar dah bsr pjg nih..dr xreti ckp smpi dah pndi melawan..Jadi hati ibu ni tau anak ni terlalu mengikut keinginan, nafsu..mudah terpengaruh..Terlampau taksub dgn cinta..
3. Takut pandangan masyarakat. Takut org keliling mengata..nak kawin muda2 sgt ni nape..lg2 tgh blaja..dah kne tgkp bsh ke..dah buat bende x baik ke..kalau aku lar..nak watpe dgr kate org keliling..lgpun rmi gile org skrg kawin time blaja lg.kalau org tny ckp je "xsopan tgk anak tuh keluar b'2 dgn psgn die..sblm pape jd baik sye kawinkan..kang kalau dah jd pape nak buat ape pun xgune..org asik mengata.dah kawin kan berenti mulut org mengata.." btul x? sblm bende xbaik jd baiklah kawinkan je..bkn nk melepaskan tggjwb..tp bg anak yg dah matang..yg dah tau b'pk..lps kan lar kalau psgnnye tu insyaAllah b'akhlak..
4. Rase tanggungjawab anak tak hbs. erm..ade jugak ibu bapa yg pk mcm ni..anak tuh blm pun keje..blm smpt pun b'bakti pd ibu bapa..jd mrk takut kalau anak ni kawin..mrk akan terus diabaikan..xsalah ibu bapa kita pk mcm 2..slh 1 tujuan kite hidup dkt muka bumi ni bknkah utk m'bls jasa dan pengorbanan ibu bapa? tp......itu juga tidak boleh dijdkan alsn oleh ibu bapa. Kne lar b'sikap terbuka dan optimistik kan..
5. Anak belum cukup ilmu agama dan rumah tangga. Nak membentuk keluarga bkn skdr nikah dan hidup b'same..yg lelaki mampu x jd imam solat jemaah?yg prmpn b'sdia @ x m'dgr ckp suami? prmpn bila kawin suami jd lbh utama dr ibu. Tp utk lelaki..ibu msh lbh utama dr is3.
   

B'dsrkan bbrp alsn2 di atas..wajar@ tidak ibu bapa menyekat keinginan anak-anak utk kawin pd usia muda?pd waktu mrk masih belum tamat bljr?mcm mane pula dgn niat anak2 utk menghalalkan yg haram?niat utk menghindar dosa?keimanan stiap manusia 2 kan b'beza..boleh atau tidak anak remaja b'khwn pd usia muda..cube selami dan fahami perasaan seorg ibu dan ayah..dan cube pule ibu ayah tempatkan keadaan mereka dgn keadaan anak di zaman skrg..jgn sama kan dgn zaman dulu yg jarang sekali ade kes zina,rogol,tgkp bsh dan sbginya..tepuk dada tny lar iman..

p/s: jd mslh bila xde iman..akan jd tepuk dada tny selera-ikut nafsu.
: mgkn x kelonggaran ibu bapa utk bnr kan anak kawin awl akan kurgkan statistik remaja yg di tgkp bsh?

Fakta: spjg thn 1999-2003 seramai 30,978 yg menghasilkan anak luar nikah adalah org Islam dan sebahagian bsr dr mrk adalah golongan pljr IPT dan skolah mngh. Selangor menunjukkan jumlah tertinggi dgn 12,836. - sumber dr JAIS.

The weird thing bout English!

1. There is no egg in the eggplant
2. No ham in the hamburger
3. And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
4. English muffins were not invented in England
5. French fries were not invented in France.
6. Quicksand takes you down slowly not quickly!
   
7. Boxing rings are square...
   
8. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
9. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
10. If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
11. If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught.
12. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Human?!
    
13. Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital?
14. Park on driveways and drive on parkway??
    
15. A house can burn up as it burns down..weirdo..
16. You fill in a form by filling it out..weirdo..
17. And a bell is only heard once it goes!
18. When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible..
    

That's why people say ENGLISH IS FUN!!!