Taken from nabesh's blog..hehe~

How many have you done?

1) smoked weed or cigs
2) consumed alcohol
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6) made out with someone of the same sex
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
8) watched porn
9) bought porn
10) done drugs

TOTAL: four..haha..pnh try hsp rokok atuk pe dlu mase kcik2..my bro is the opposite sex rite? (oopsie..jgn slh fhm..) slh soklan x detail.. =P

11) taken pain killer
12) taken someone elses prescription medicine
13) lied to your parents
14) lied to a friend
15) snuck out of the house
16) done something illegal
17) cut yourself
18) hurt someone
19) wished someone to die
20) seen someone die

TOTAL: three! wishing few ppl to die! yeah i'm cruel thx!

21) missed curfew
22) stayed out all night
23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
24) been to a therapist
25) been to rehab
26) dyed your hair
27) recieved a ticket
28) been in a wreck
29) been to a club
30) been to a bar

TOTAL: two? wat ticket actually? confused (-,-) adkh krn aku t'lalu suci maka xdpt fahami..

31) been to a wild party
32) seen the Mardi Gras
34) had a spring break in Florida
35) sniffed anything
36) wore black nail polish
37) wore arm bands
38) wore t-shirts with band names
39) listened to rap
40) own a 50 cent cd

TOTAL: one... =(

41) dressed gothic
42) dressed prep
43) dressed punk
44) dressed grunge
45) stole something
46) been too drunk to remember anything
47) blacked out
48) fainted
49) had a crush on your neighbor
50) had someone sneak into your room

TOTAL: two..but not sure.. =P

51) snuck into someone else's room
52) had a crush on someone of the same sex
53) been to a concert
54) dry humped someone
55) been called a slut
56) called someone a slut
57) installed speakers in your car
58) broken mirror
59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush

TOTAL: three i guess..skrg mula rase soklan nih ntah pape..

61) consider ludacris your favorite rapper
62) seen an R rated movie in theaters
63) cruised the mall
64) skipped school
65) had an eating disorder
66) had an injury
67) gone to court
68) walked out of a restaurant without paying
69) caught something on fire
70) lied about your age

TOTAL: three..omg eating disorder? i think so!

71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73) been cheated on
74) got in trouble with the police
75) talked to a stranger
76) hugged a stranger
77) kissed a stranger
78) rode in the car with a stranger
79) been sexually harrassed
80) been verbally harrassed

TOTAL: three oso..nape sume 3 je???

81) met face to face with someone you met online
82) stayed online for 12 hours straight
83) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight
84) watched tv for 12 hours straight
85) been to a fair
86) been called a bad influence
87) cursed
88) prank called someone
89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
90) cheated on a test

TOTAL: five..huhu~byk r plak..

91) cheated on homework
92) recieved/given a handjob
93) been pushed into a pool
94) played pool
95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96) had a crush on someone 10 years older than you
97) had a crush on someone younger than you
98) wear eyeliner
99) skinny dipped
100) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt

TOTAL: four..

TOTAL: and it's 30! so wat does it means?

10-20= goodie good
21-30= a little rebelious (wrong! coz i'm definitely sgt suke rebel!)
31-40= getting hot baby
41-50= rebel
51-60= total bad girl/boy
61-70= bitch/asshole
71-80= cant believe you made it this far
81-90= fucking bad ass
91-100= see u in hell

Hari yg malang adlh smlm..

Slps2 b'thn2 x update blog nih (metafora ke hyperbola yg melampau? confused)..hr nih ade cite sdih nk dikongsi..

now aku tgh amik kls driving..dh tua bangka baru nk amik..sigh..byr rm 1k sbb blaja kt metro..wlupun pengurus 2 kwn bapak aku, jgn hrp nk dpt diskaun..

alkisah..cikgu driving aku mule2 time bengkel adlh cikgu din..die kate umur die sebaya bapak aku..tp aku tgk muke die mcm atuk aku..(tp atuk dh arwah..so mgkn btul lar die sebaya bapak aku..). after dh start kls for 16h aku dipasskan kpd cikgu najib..(nsib baik x diUMNO kan..) so slame dh brape jam blaja nih sume dgn cikgu najib je..

suddenly smlm cikgu najib bz die pass aku kat atuk din.. =( sgt sdih..sbb msuk2 je kete die dh tgur mcm2, m'bebel mcm2..aku lak dh xle nk fokus..bwk ngan cikgu najib on the road xpnh mati enjin..smlm dgn atuk din mcm hape je..die lak naik2 suare..aku jd mkin tension..nk tgk muke die pon menyampah..asik2 ckp ayat nih:------------

"mcm mane nih fairuz? gagal mcm nih tau x? awk nih nk lesen ke xnk?"

eh bodohnye soklan..kalau xnk lesen watpe aku buang duit byr rm1k kt company tuh ngoks..hati mmg pns thp lava gunung berapi..

the prob was the way die ajar dgn cikgu najib lain tau..cikgu najib tuh tau aku sensitip..kalau buat slh tgur je..jgn m'bebel lame2..nnt aku hilg konsentrasi..tp atuk din tidak mengerti..argh!!!!!!!!

ngan cikgu najib die xksh pon bwk laju ckit..(plg2 pon 60 je..) ngan atuk din aku bru bwk 40 die dh m'jerit tny aku nak msuk f1 ke..haih mane xpns telinga dan hati dan otak aku! mane de f1 bwk 40..logik r ckitkn..geram geram geram!!!

pastu bile kt bumper je nk aku tekan brek hbs..kalau dgn cikgu najib slow je dh lar..pejadah nk tekan brek hbs..aku bkn nk berenti ukur bumper kt c2 kn..eiiiii aiiiii..mmg hangin gile smlm..

blk2..aku ngadu kat mak aku..lalu aku pon menangis.. (aku mmg kuat nangis dr kcik..) syahdu btul..blaja kete smpi nangis..dh lar xlame lg nk pose..bile lar aku nk dpt lesen nih!

rupe aku nangis x seteruk ini:

cerita klakar court 1

hr tuh ade mamat nih..die OKT utk kes dadah kat high court tn lokman..kalau sabit kslhn kne hukum gantung..

mase die dtg kitorg tgk die pki kerusi roda (wheelchair)..kaki kiri die xde..kitorg dgr polis officer kat c2 borak2 ngan die tny kaki apsal..rupenye kaki die kne potong sbb kencing manis. kne potong mase die dlm pjara r..

blk ofis borak dgn tn lokman..tau x die ckp ape?

"awk bygkan lar die kne gantung dgn xde kaki sblh.." pastu die gelak..lol~!
kitorg pon gelak rrr walaupon tau sggh kejam statement itu..tp he was joking lar bkn serius..huhu~

1st day attach kat court PJ

mule2 excited nk attach kat court PJ..escited mcm gmbr di bwh:



tp bru je kejap berada kat c2 aku dah mule rase xsuke..mcm2 aku nl compare court PJ ngan court jln Duta..masuk stgh hr kitorg (aku dan kengkwn) dah rase mcm ni:



boring thp gaban..cube tgk alsn2 dibwh:
1) mahkamah tuh x serupa bgnn mahkamah lgsg..kalau tgk igt bgnn krjn mcm RTM ke hape ntah..bosan je rupenye..
2) xbyk court ade kt c2..so lmtd case je..ade 4 majistret court, 3 sesyen court n 1 je high court..
3) xde lokap bwh tnh..ade ke OKT2 dibiarkan b'jln slumber je among public..kalau kslhn kcik xpe..buat kslhn bsr..

oh tetibe t'igt 1 kes menarik kt sesyen 2 td..bkn menarik ape..tp ptt dijadikan iktibar..

kes nih ade 4 OKT (iaitu org kne tuduh@accused party lar kan). 2 org drpd mrk adlh adik beradik (OKT 2 & 4). 2 dr 4 org 2 jugak dah kawin..xpst r OKT yg mane 1..parents adik beradik 2 org tuh ade r kt court duk dpn aku n kengkawan. nmpk family die biase jela..xde lar nmpk ssh sgt n xde lar nmpk sng..

rupenye hr ni sebutan lawyer diorg nk mintak jaminan dikurgkan coz parents xckup duit nk jamin 2 beradik tuh. jaminan asal hakim ltk rm8k..b4 dat diorg dah pnh buat rayuan dpt 7k..nak mintak kurg lg..lawyer ckp kat hakim mak die bwk 2k je..itu je yg mampu cr..then hakim ni wanita..mgkn memahami naluri ibu..lineant gile..

laki 2 org beradik 2 rupenye tuduhan meragut. kne tgkp masa dlm kereta slps buat keje b'dosa 2..(dakwaan). court tny lar ade melibatkan kecederaan x masa ragut..kalau libatkan kecederaan dh jd jnyh berat ckit lar..ssh nak bg jamin rndh..tgk2 fakta rupenye OKT bongok nih..diorg cekik leher mangsa waktu ragut..hakim pon terkejut dgr..pndi buat muke kesian dpn hakim..mak bapak kat blkg dah nangis..aku ngan kengkwn aku pon jd sebak. tp pd pndpt aku biar je dlm pjara xpyh jamin..bkn mati pon..rase lar kau..tp mak bapak biase lar..ank buruk mcm kain buruk pon ttp syg..nangis2 ank kne duk penjara..tp anak? ade igt mak bapak mase buat slh 2? ade igt ape yg mak bapak ajar dr kcik smpi bsr? xpnh nk igt pon..tp bile dh kne tgkp nk jamin, pandai pulak ko dtg cr mak bapak.srh mak bapak pnjm duit kat sedara mara xsggp duk pjara sementara tunggu hr bicara..

last2 nye hakim bg jamin 3500 je! bygkan dr 8k turun smpi 3500! kurg 50% dr wang jaminan asal..punye kesian kat mak bapak mangkuk2 OKT tuh..tp last2nye diorg ttp xdpt jamin anak die coz nk jamin 2 anak dh 7k..xckup duit..

sdih tgk ayah die menangis lps tepon sedara mara xde yg dpt tlg..yg anak bile kate xdpt bkn nk kesian kat mak ayah, buat muke xpuas hati seolah2 mak bapak xdpt tlg..slh sape? kau yg xdpt tlg diri kau sdiri..

kesimpulannya spjg buat attachment nih, hr2 pegi court, mcm2 kehidupan manusia aku nmpk..nmpk seorg lelaki India yg sempoi je walaupun tgh bicara kes dadah yg kemungkinan bsr sabit kslhn akan dihukum gantung..bole senyum je lg..ade laki yg t'kjt n berair mata bile hakim kata kne hukum sebat 2x...ade tertuduh yg siap hfl skrip mahkamah mase nak buat rayuan ringan hukuman..mcm2 kerenah manusia..yg sedih, yg xmatang, yg jahat, yg b'pura2, yg btul2 insaf..sume ade..korg kalau ade mase dtg lar mahkamah..tgk perbicaraan kes..nmpk lar mcm2 drama ada atas muka bumi Allah ni..

test power..

kwn2 saya nk bgtau sesuatu!