A handsome guy named Amirul and the stupid pirated perfume seller!

guys...today i went out to KLCC to met K.najwa and Fiza..dah lame gile xgi klcc coz agk jauh..tp coz K.najwa sibuk sgt nk gi klcc, kitorg agreed jela..perkara pertama berlaku yg menunjukkan kekejaman aku sbg kwn-

dah lar aku yg b'ia ajak k.najwa kuar..lame xjumpe die..maklum lar org blaja kat german..but guess wat..kitorg janji kt klcc around 11-12pm smpi..tp waktu ketibaan kitorg adlh spt b'ikut:
K.Najwa-12pm! (wow sharp!)
Me, myself & i...-1pm! (after an hour K.najwa smpi and lepak kat burger king..) sowie sis..
Fiza- 1.30 pm! lol~

kitorg nih mmg hampes lar...thp x menepati janji yg melampau..aku bgn kul 11am and bgn2 je sakit perut yg amat lar pulak..haigoo~

there we've decided to hv lunch at nando's..my suggestion was a&w but was rejected..lgpun xsure ade ke a&w kat c2..and coz mls nk jln, nmpk nando's, k.najwa kate sdp trus msuk..pastu memilih tmpt gile lak tuh..tp agk2 lar..minah tuh nk bg kitorg center table..xminat btol aku..dah ar suare aku mcm loudspeaker pch..nnt 1 nando's dgr cite aku..so tunggu jap je nmpk 1 corner table..kitorg pon duk c2...and...kisah cute guy named Amirul started..huhu~

he was a waiter there..and die yg amik order table kitorg..huhu~lps je die amik order blah, k.najwa trus tny "hensem kan?" and i said "no lar!"..and then lame2 tgk muke die...die lak asik pndg2 table kitorg..then die dtg htr mknn..lame2 tgk muke die alamak..sweet lar pulak..comel je..bile senyum tuh cair + mata daring = cair lar pulak rasenye..huhu~(klu smpi ke pengetahuan norman mampus aku..) and...the evil side of me turned out..i took a glimpse and his nametag! written there----> AMIRUL ..wow! wat a cute name isnt it? and then k.najwa tny lg "cute kan?" and dis time i said "ha'ah!".then k.najwa ckp-"eleh..td kate x..." and as an excuse i said-"td tny hensem..hensem and cute r 2 different words.." lol~tp mmg btul pon kan..

and spjg kitorg mkn kat c2..mamat tuh cm tau2 kitorg asik usha die..die pon jd prsn smcm..asik ulang alik dpn meja kitorg..nsib baik x bohsan tgk muke cute die..kui kui kui~lame2 after dah mkn..dh hbs mkn..die dtg lar nk refill air..haih..and kitorg pon duk borak2 lame gak lar..tetibe je bru noticed "eh mamat cute tuh xde lar..." and aku sbg seorg yg suke b'anggapan baik pon ckp "mst die gi smyg..wah x tggl smyg...bgsnye.." lol! after bout half an hour gak lar bru nmpk die blk..tuh pon kejap je then die xde blk.."alahai..bru nk mintak contact no die..ckp utk kakak.." hurm....and lps boring de xde..kitorg pon nk agkt kaki..mase that indian-gurl waitress bwk bill kitorg, i asked her wif k.najwa and fiza as witnesses-

cute me: "knal amirul x?"
waitress: "amirul?"
cute me: "ala die staff kat cni.."
waitress (after b'pk sejenak: "amirul staff bru tuh ke?"
cute me and k.najwa: "oh..die staff bru ke..we're x sure lar bout dat..tp die staff kat cni.."
k.najwa: "ala yg putih2 tuh"
cute me: "yg hensem2 tuh"
waitress akhirnye menganggukkan kepala: "oh ok..kenapa?"
cute me: "tlg kirim slm kat die ek..ckp kwn die kirim slm.." (dgn senyuman yg manis..)
k.najwa: "ckp kwn yg duduk kat meja nih tau!"

huhu~and then we go.......

then sggh famous amos..sbb mase mkn asik bau je famous amos sblh nando's tuh..gile m'goda..aku pon bli lar 100g of the really-black-one (cant rmmbr it's name)..then we off tuh outside of klcc..lepak kat tpi kolam cetek tuh..(err...cetek tuh x dlm kan...?) hah btul lar..

and now...the story of the stupid pirate perfume seller started! arghhhh marahnye ngan die! cang get him off my head! stupid fella!

tetibe dtg kat kitorg..aku dah buat muke apsal aku cam pnh nmpk mamat nih...bile die ckp perkataan perfume aku trus t'igt! "oh! nih lar mamat perfume yg approached me and my frens kat kfc kl sentral dlu!" dat time he was selling original (according to him) escada..for only rm50 per bottle for student price..and today-he was selling original (again according to him) ralph lauren pulak! wth! and furthermore he said he's a manager of ralph lauren dunno which branch lar kan..aku awl2 dah tau penipu gile mamat nih..coz dr kl sentral lg aku dah buat penilaian ats die..penilaian that brought to me to conclude that "hey stupid fella! u're cheating! selling pirate perfume!) pemerhatian yg dibuat adlh spt berikut:

1) kt kl sentral- at first die approach die ckp die manager escada...nak wat promotion..bile dah duduk borak2 tetibe die sbut die trainee lak...aku dah mule confused..maybe he din notice he said it lar..tp aku ngan kengkawan aku dah buat eye contact to each other..

2) die pki kasut kulit ( i think) yg dah koyak2 thp teruk..(ok i'm x insulting him of being poor or watsoever here..) it's like quite impossible for a manager of escada to wear a torn shoes ok? mmg nmpk selekeh sgt..

3) i asked for that bottle of perfume to look at it thoroughly..and botol tuh mmg nmpk hodoh..xsmart lgsg..of coz lar the shape is stil the same..but the sticker and all mmg xsmart lgsg..tampal xsekata sume..gile mane ade perfume branded wat tampal sticker kuno cm2! usually it wss printed on the bottle lar wei..

4) lastly...when we asked for sumthing that can show us he was fom escada company..die trus agkt kaki..mintak diri and blah..bapak penipu bsr..nmpk sgt gelabah bile org mintak name tag @ pape card lar kan..

5) when i tried to speak english wif him..sorry to say..his english was x fluent at all...do u think escada's manager cant speak english and some more can go around kfc promoting escada perfume?

and mmg xsgka gile today i met him again..muke die agk boleh diigt coz he's quite good looking..but attitude-0! honesty?-0 jugak!

hr nih jd sesuatu pulak atr aku ngan die yg buat aku hangin btul!

one of the funny+stupid part of our conversation:

stupidude:i slalu promote dkt tmpt2 mcm starbucks ngan dome je..td bru jumpe maria farida kat starbucks..die pon pki ralph lauren tau.. (tp die xckp pulak maria farida beli ralph lauren die..)
hot me: i met u b4..u approached me at kl sentral..
stupidude: (dgn muke agak t'kjt) oh ye..kitorg mmg kdg2 pegi kl sentral..u jumpe i kat mane?
hot me: saying slowly k..f..c.. (hinting that u said b4 tmpt mcm starbucks ngan dome je kan..? i dun think kfc is sumthing like starbucks @ dome..)
and then he was like...juz shut up..said nothing bout it..
p/s: dah lar die igt aku ckp "u pushed me b4" while i said "u approached me b4.." pekak lak aii..so he kept saying no i xpnh push u b4..lol~!

again after die m'bebel aku mintak nk tgk botol tuh..and he gave me..and again aku nmpk botol tuh mmg sticker ntah pape..mmg xsmart cm perfume branded biase kite tgk..even aku jarang bli perfume branded, i'm x kampung gurl which cant differentiate that 2 k..so stupid lar that fella thinking we're stupid like him..stupid! stupido! stupidoo! stupidude!

after aku tgk botol tuh aku pass blk kat die ngan muke yg agk xpuas hati..and he asked.."so mcm mane? b'minat?" aku ckp lar sori x b'minat..k.najwa ngan fiza mmg dah diam hny jd saksi perlakuan and perbualan aku n stupidude tuh..

and suddenly he asked me..
stupidude: "bole i tau x u tgk ape x kat botol 2?"
hot me: "tgk botol tuh pirate ke original.." (aku jwb ngan muke slumber wif an the impression that "and urs is pirated" ..gth lar!)
stupidude: "oh really? so u bole bgtau i tak mcm mane nk bezakan original and pirate?" instead of asking me my thought whether that bottle is pirated @ original...
hot me: "hah...." aku trus t'diam actually..menyusun ayat mcm mane nak explain kat die..dlm hati nak je ckp "if u're pro enuff, u can know it juz by a glimpse!) tp x t'kuar mulut coz aku tau he will keep asking bout this and that..while i was still thinking..suddenly he said..

stupidude: "dik..u nih kalau xtau ckp jela xtau.u buat muke b'lgk mcm tau sgt..kite nih dik..kalau xtau kne lar tny..jgn buat2 tau.."

i was so like wat?! hey wtf u stupidude?! u're the one cheating here and we both know u stupidude and hot me know that the perfume u're selling is a pirated one! and yet u still dare to ask???

and after that shocked face i juz said-"ha'ah btul! kalau xtau tny!" and then he walked away..msuk klcc trus gth gaknye..

aku, k.najwa ngan fiza mengutuk2 die mcm smph! smph pon xkne kutuk mcm 2! kalau btul perfume to ori 1st die akn tny pndpt aku whether i thought it was original @ x? mst lar die xkn biarkan aku anggap perfume 2 pirated + die tuh jual brg pirated, if that thing was really an original ralph lauren kan? and then if it was really an original mst die akn describe proof that the perfume was original..instead he chose to attack me wif simply without thinking phrases and then juz went away like that..coward! coward! coward! liar! liar! liar! stupid! stupid! stupid!

mmg rase xpuas hatinye...sbb aku xlwn blk ckp die..klu kat court maybe aku dah klh..hurm xjugak..the 2 judges (fiza and k.najwa pun tau perfume tuh pirated..) so i still win!

wah...i really hope that stupid fella gonna read dis blog lar...and klu lar aku t'jumpe die utk 3rd time..xtau nk jd manager perfume brand hape pulak..he gonna get it from me..