- There is no egg in the eggplant
- No ham in the hamburger
- And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
- English muffins were not invented in England
- French fries were not invented in France.
- Quicksand takes you down slowly not quickly!
- Boxing rings are square...
- A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
- If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
- If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
- If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught.
- If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Human?!
- Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital?
- Park on driveways and drive on parkway??
- A house can burn up as it burns down..weirdo..
- You fill in a form by filling it out..weirdo..
- And a bell is only heard once it goes!
- When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible..
The weird thing bout English!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
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eh. i thought you like purple. dah tukar eh? pink? hehehe....a
aah.ak plek gak.more pink than purple.xpela,purple bg ak je ah.paei,i did visit urs!so blanje la..hahaha~ kiddin....
faie..mstla ak kenal ko..;)
br je td ak sggh pg fs ko..
meninggalkan sesuatu..
cintakan pd purple masih kukuh! tp ssh nk cr purple nye stuff yg lawa lar wei..tp pink kn ade unsur2 purple gak..syepah nih lak saje nak minat purple! ish! syepah ko gi mlka nxt wk? c y!
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