Alfatihah utk arwah Pak Ngah Ipin..

Al-fatihah buat Pak Ngah Ipin yg bru meninggal dunia mlm td..ape yg nak dikongsi dgn sume bkn lah ttg peninggalan beliau semata-mata..ttp sedikit sjrh hidup arwah Pak Ngah..

Pak Ngah meninggal mlm td..ketika beliau sdg sujud sewaktu melakukan solat sunat ba'diah after maghrib. Sewaktu sujud rakaat ke solat sunat, tibe beliau rebah..di bawa ke klinik..dan doktor sahkan dah pun meninggal dunia..honestly..aku rase sgt kagum dgn timing peninggalan beliau..sujud tuh perbuatan plg mulia dlm solat..sujud kpd Allah yg satu..terasa mcm mudah je beliau pergi meninggalkan semua..tp sakitnya ttp kita xtahu..

Sejarah hidup beliau:

Umur dlm lapan puluh thn..maaf kengkwn..m'punyai tujuh belas orang anak..hsl dgn seorg isteri..ape yg mengagumkan adlh..ank beliau yg merupakan sepupu aku nih sumenye b'jaya..engineer petronas, business man, pegawai..sume ade..dan yg lbh mengagumkan..sume dgn akhlak dan agama yg ckup elok bg aku..sume alim..same mcm pak ngah..alhamdulillah..berkat ksbrn die dan arwah isteri die yg meninggalkn thn lps sbb kanser..ayah aku pnh cite..mase kcik dirg hidup ssh.arwah atuk aku meninggal waktu ayah aku drjh tiga..then ayah aku tmpg hdup dgn family pak ngah. mase tuh anak die pon dah ramai..anak-anak die rmi lg tua dr ayah aku. mase tggl dgn arwah..byk tgk mcm mane cara die didik anak dr kecil. biase hdup ssh. mase mkn anak-anak die n ayah aku akan mkn dlm dulang rmi-rmi share..mkn ckit je..yg pntg wlupun hdup ssh..bkln akhirat ttp kaya..Pak Ngah mmg seorg yg bkn shj penyabar tp juga penyayang..so ape yg die ajar kat anak-anak tuh b'ksn..diamalkan smpi anak-anak bsr..jd pegangan hdup..

to be continued..

3 New Movies I've Watched!

Walaupun aku bz..aku sempat gak tgk movie2 baru..maklumlah..otak kan perlu berehat!
p/s: sbnrnya nak merehatkan otak dan menenangkan fikiran adlh melaui solat..ok kwn2?

1) Transporter 3 (hero: Jason Statham yg aku xknal sape..)
rate: *** (itu bintang ye..)

nih nero die xde lar hensem sgt..org kate bdn die seksi..seksikah? (aku xfhm pengertian seksi utk lelaki..*sigh*!) cite nih psl penghantar brg yg pro gilos..sbnrnya dah nak b'sara tp ade lak watak antagonis (T-Beck dlm cite prison break!) yg nak gak mamat nih htr brg utk die..brg itu adlh sorg pompuan yg jugak xcun..pompuan nih anak menteri yg dipakse sign 1 kontrak if x anak die yg xcun nih mati lak kang..haih..last2 die dpt lar slmtkan pompuan tuh..n diorg tuh couple..

nih scene plg xlogik yg aku tgk..haih..boring2..

2) Wild Child (main actress: emma roberts..)
rate: *** (juga 3 bintang shj)

kwn aku ckp cite nih best giler n i shud watch it..n guess wat..i found dat cite nih xde lar best sgt pon..yg bestnye pompuan nih mmg cun giler after die wat color rmbt die warne hitam..haih..haku jeles lar die cun cm2..rambut aku hitam gak tp apsal xcun mcm die..ok2..jgn baling kasut kat aku k korg..cite ni psl sorg bdk pompuan poppy (nsib x poopy) yg sgt degil + nakal + etc..so bapak die dah mls nak lyn htr die kat 1 boarding skool kat England. So di sane bru die fhm makne khdpn yg sbnr, dpt kwn sejati, n b'ubah lar perangai die..oh..pastu jth cintan ngan anak pengetua skool yg x my type..haha!

ini adlh geng bru die kat boarding skool tuh..BFF ar kirenye!
p/s: t'igt aku ade wat istilah BFFF...guess wat does it means?

3) Beverly Hills Chihuahua (watak utamanya adalah anjing!)
rate: **** (4 stars..aku mmg suke discriminate human n animal)

nih gmbr heroin citer nih ngan bf die..hekeleh..cite nih psl anjing chihuahua b'nama Chloe..mak aii..hdupnye sgt lar mewah..gi spa..gi trim kuku..gi urut..gi bday party k'kwn..gi swimming pool..haih..mmg aku klh lar sng cite..bju branded mak haiii..mayb klu kumpul sume baju aku skrg dpt bli sehelai ke bju die..(erk? yeke?) ok2..jgn baling aku dgn kasut lg..Chloe nih owner die gi keje..outstation..so die di tgglkn kat niece owner die..pompuan nih kurg responsible ckit..lalu Chloe tlh t'hilg n di kidnap. So citer nih psl journey die lar dlm nk slmtkan diri die..so of coz die slmt at d end of d story. But she learnt alot lar spjg journey die..tgk lar cite nih! best!

Middle: Chloe (main actress..) anjing yg sesat 2 ler..
Left: Papi (watak anjing yg suke kat die..mule eksyen lar Chloe nih xnk..lame2 rindu lak..)
Right: Pakcik yg slmtkan die mase sesat..he was a police dog..aku lupe name die..maaf pakcik..

New fairy Tale-The Bush & The Shoe @ The Bushoe!

BAGHDAD - Seorang wartawan televisyen Iraq, Muantadar al- Zaidi telah melemparkan kasut ke arah Presiden Amerika Syarikat (AS), George W. Bush, sewaktu lawatan mengejut org tua t'sbt ke Iraq..

Fairy tale t'baru hasil karya Bush bertajuk The Bush & The Shoe @ The Bushoe! Korg leh type je kat google n kuar lar b'mcm2 bende..seperti berikut:

~ is Bush a shoe? (obviously not! but i guess his shoes is stinky..dat's why the Iraq reporter threw him a new shoe!)

~ Hit Bush With Shoe Free Game on GamePro - Prepare to Play (gilos..sekejap je dah ade game plik2 utk meraikan fairy tale the Bushoe nih..)


~ Bush 'deserved' shoe insult : World: News: News24 (statement yg dikuarkan oleh Krjn Korea..pdn muke org tua tuh..ape statement Krjn Malaysia?)

~ 12 things to throw at Bush / A shoe? Not bad. (nmpknya byk benda yg nak dibaling lg kat org tua nih..mayb lots of new fairy tales are coming up guys..)

~ Bush describes shoe-throwing scene as sign of free society (statement oleh org tua t'sbt..cover malu ler konon kan..free society konon..kalau free society pehal laki tuh kne blsh smpi patah tulang rusuk..)

~ n etc..mcm2 bende lar korg leh jumpe kat google tuh..n smlm aku ade t'bace sumwhere..(pelupanya aku!) kjdn Bushoe tlh m'jd bhn gurauan d mana2 pon..cam yg aku bace tuh presiden mane ntah ckp "tlg jgn bukak kasut anda skrg..sbb skrg tgh pns..kita semua akan bau kaki anda yg busuk...." n spt: "kasut2 tidak dibenarkan dipakai di dalam hall ini takut kotor..(sbnrnya takut kne baling kat muka sdiri..)"

p/s: Bush b'nsb baik sempat elak kasut tuh..tp mungkin lps nih die xdpt elak mana2 peluru yg dtg pulak..btul x?

Even now is not feb..i still wanna talk bout Valentine!

Eventhough now is not February..not even next month is February..but next-next month is February! And since this is my blog..suke hati aku lar nk ckp psl ape kan..but for now..i'm not goin to talk..but i'm goin to quote 2 questions and answers sent to "Persoalan Agama B'sama Jakim" in Berita *Hairan (menurut k.najwa..)

Soalan:

"Saya mempunyai kemusykilan mengenai kecenderungan muda mudi skrg menyambut Hari Kekasih@ Valentine Day. So....

1)Apakah hukumnya?

2) Adakah Jakim dan Majlis Fatwa Kebangsaan ada mengeluarkan fatwa mengenai Hari Kekasih?"

*soalan disingkatkan tp msh mengekalkan makna yg same..

Jwpn: (slalunye jwpn org bg asal usul, history Valentine etc..but dis want is straight to d point k..u really shud noe dis..)

"Hari Valentine adlh perayaan keagamaan yg disambut umat Kristian. Jika merujuk pd hr ini, mrk masih m'anggap Hari Valentine sbg 1 ritual dlm agama Kristian. Oleh itu, sudah tentu jelas haram menyambutnya!

1) Hukum menyambutnya adlh haram dan b'tentangan dengan ajrn Islam.

2) Panel kajian akidah dan panel kajian syariah JAKIM memutuskan bhw:
Amln menyambut Valentine Day adlh haram dan b'tntgn dgn ajaran Islam. Kemungkinan bsr boleh merosakkan akidah umat Islam. Jawatankuasa majlis kebangsaan Bg Hal Ehwal Agama Islam M'sia yg ke-71 yg b'sidang pd 22-24 Nov 2005 pula memutuskan: Bhw amln merayakan Valentine Day tidak pernah dianjurkan oleh Islam. Roh pryn itu m'punyai unsur Kristian dan amlnnya yg b'campur aduk perbuatan maksiat (sbb laki pompuan kan cenderung buat dosa) adlh b'canggah dan dilarang oleh Islam."

Kpd kengkawan di luar sana..and also to myself..we always find an excuse for ourself in order to legalize what we are doing or what we love to do..n for those (Muslims) who celebrate Valentines..an excuse that's always being used is that it's all depends on ur intention@niat@nawaitu..well in law made by people, dat's true dat ur intention is important. But we're now talking bout the law set by the God Allah. Dan apa yg dimaksudkan dgn menyambut Valentine b'kemungkinan bsr boleh m'dtgkan syirik (spt jwpn di atas) adalah mengikut pemahaman saye adlh syirik khofi. Syirik nih t'bhgi kpd 2 jenis..syirik jali dan syirik khofi. Syirik jali ni syirik yg jelas nmpk dpn mata perbuatan tuh syirik..membelakangkan Allah..cthnya..jumpa bomoh yg m'amalkan bantuan jin, toyol etc. menyembah berhala..hah itu dia syirik jali..tp syirik khofi nih syirik yg kite xnampak..tidak jelas melalui p'buatan kita. Tetapi sbnrnya jika diperhalusi, diteliti dgn akal yg b'iman (klu x b'iman mmg xkn nmpk lar wlu dosa sbsr alam kan..), kita nmpk bhwa kita telah membelakangkan Allah dgn percaya atau pun menyokong benda2 yg xptt.

So..xpyh lar seb0k2 nk gak sambut Valentine..korg sambut lar bende lain..byk lg perayaan yg bole disambut..

I've Been Tagged..

Ah well i've been tagged..tp ats alsn2 t'tntu spt berikut:

1. hp aku rosak..so xle amik gmbr pki kamera hp. (skrg hanya memakai stok hp lame yg ade kat umah..)
2. kamera umah ade kat ayah aku..xtau mane die bwk..
3. my lil bro is not at home..so xle pnjm hp die..
4. my lil sis is at home..bole amik gmbr..but then xtau nape gmbr tuh xle nk d transfer ke comp..sgt lar mangkok..
5. my mom's hp got no camera..sian umi..
6. my dad's hp siap ade 3g tp juga dibawa keluar..

(atas alsn2 d atas smkn kuat smgt aku nk bli kamera peribadi sdiri..suke hati aku leh bwk gi mane..even a toilet..heh?xde2..)

so......aku xdpt buat skrg..maaf ye syepah..nnt aku buat..

Mimpi ngeri 2 hari b'turut2..

Aku xtau pe jd kat diri aku..last few weeks i saw 'sumthg' kat dpur kul brape pg ntah..ceritanye begini..1 mlm di kala malam bulan mengambang..aku t'jage n nk t'pee lar lak..aku pon ke toilet kat umah..toilet nih kat bhgn dpur n perlu melintasi bhgn dpur tmpt mak aku msk2..xde lar gelap sgt dpur tuh.mase aku kuar dr toilet tuh aku nmpk ade sumthg mcm melarikan diri bile t'nmpk aku.mende tuh pki bju putih tp lwknye rmbt die pendek cam lelaki. (aku nmpk dr blkg..nsib baik..) aku pon xsure btul ke aku nmpk @ mayb khayalan je..tp aku bkn type yg konon2 nk nmpk mende tuh..n aku pon xpnh nmpk pape kat umah aku..bile dah nmpk tuh aku kelam kabut msuk bilik n baring..jantung aku dh mcm nak t'kuar..grrrr..

Dat's d 1st story..

2nd nye story..few days after d above incident happened, again sumthg weird happened to me! satu mlm sekali lg d kala mlm bulan mengambang..d kala aku tgh nyenyak tido dlm bilik..tetibe aku t'jage..(aku jarang t'jage dr tido except aku nk gi toilet 4 wateva purpose..) n after aku t'jage cm ssh nak lelap blk.bile aku dah nak t'lelap..dah half eye tutop..suddenly..aku nmpk ade bende lalu laju gile dpn mata aku n dammit! kali nih mmg menakutkan gile..rmbt die x pndk cam hr tuh tp kali nih rmbt pjg smpi bwh n bju putih..ya Allah..jantung aku b'degup cam nak t'henti trus time tuh.aku pejam mata blk n mengeraskan bdn aku mcm xnk bende tuh sdr yg aku t'jage n nmpk die..grrrr.....tensen btul..dan lps tuh dgr pulak tpk kaki org b'legar2 kat hall umah aku..heeee~tensen tol aku p'kara2 mistik nih..

Dat's d 2nd incident..n after dat..alhamdulillah..nothing weird n scary movie anymore..i told my mom after both the 2 incidents. n my mom bace yasin n ma'thurat evrynite in my room b4 she sleeps. Bgs x aku? aku yg nmpk..mak aku yg bacekan..mgkn sbb tuh mende tuh x tunjuk lg diri kat aku..

tp yg pliknye..........

mlm semalam n mlm td nape dah 2 hr b'turut2 aku mimpi ular..haih..aku ckp kat mak aku..mak aku ckp mimpi ular nih slalu nye jin..haih..grrrr...

Mimpi 1 (mlm smlm):

ade byk ular msuk dlm umah aku..gile ular senduk pon ade..(aku plg takut menatang ular..) sume ular tuh try attack family aku especially my lil sis but then dlm mimpi tuh my lil sis smpt di tarik kuar umah. N my lil bro xsmpt nk larikan diri n die kne patuk either kat blkg tengkuk @ kat tgh dahi..(cant rmmbr..) tp keadaan die sgt truk..mimpi tuh b'tkr lps kitorg bwk die ke hosp..finished juz like dat..

Mimpi 2(mlm td):

kali nih ular die lg dasyat..sekor je..tp bapak bsr..standard ular anaconda tuh! n dis time d snake was trying to attack me n org yg aku xnmpk dlm mimpi tuh..i think strangers kot..n i made a preparation b4 d snake came to attack us..but then mimpi tuh x b'akhir dgn ular tuh dtg serang..juz hbs cm2 je..tp mimpi ngeri gak coz nmpk ular bsr tuh..haih..

so i'm wondering wat had happened to me..is there anything behind it? takut lar if jd pape yg x diingini kan..tp mimpi nih slalu nye mainan syaitan..saje nak m'ganggu cucu cicit Adam..hmmm...

p/s: t'igt 1 mimpi yg lbh hbt..sum1 i luv yg ad passed away jd hantu..n she was sitting on her own grave..dammit btol..gile seram muke die..i tried to ran away.n i saw a door.when i opened d door, it was d outside side (hape aku ckp nih??)..then bukak lg..nmpk luar lg..n at last d ghost was really behind me n ad caught me! I WAS TOO AFRAID TIL I AZAN!
N then aku trus t'jage..mase aku t'jage tuh aku punye action was juz like in my dream cumenye aku tgh baring. Dlm mimpi tuh aku azan b'diri tp mase aku t'jage dr tido aku tgh azan tgn kat telinga cm laki slalu buat bile nak azan tuh..nenek aku smpi t'jage sbb dgr aku azan (@ iqamat aku pon xsure..) agak kuat..nenek aku tny nape..aku b'pluh2 time tuh..n i guess aku mmg btul2 kne kacau dgn setan bkn shj d alam mimpi tp juga d alam nyata..grrr..mistik btul hdup aku nih..korg pnh alami x???

Btul ke nih diri aku?

You Are Seductive and Ruthless

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are loving, compassionate, and ruled by your feelings. You are able to be a foundation for other people... but you still know how to have fun. Sometimes your emotions weigh you down, but you generally feel free from them. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way. And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life. You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it. You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience. You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along. But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it's hard to get you to budge.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

1 mission completed!

Yes! Hahaha! I ad submit my equity assignment..kne htr b4 kul 5pm..aku siap kul 2pm..kul 3pm td kuar htr..my dad send me to the fac..2 pun sggh kedai --> panas terik --> haus --> beli lar ice cream paddle pop! paddle pop! super duper yummy! yeah~

but still...i'm x free lg..there r 2 more assignments to do (consti n jurist)..both really hv no idea how 2 do it..God help me..and then my project paper..Mama Z dah warn to drop me if there's no progress on my work..n dis morning i had a call from my fren and she told me dat JKMM will no more approve application utk buat research kat STB Sg Besi..I'm a dead cute gurl..dammit! alsn die krn skolah tuh ade renovation..bpk ler..skolah tuh bsr sekangkang kera je ke..renovate n the whole skool tutup..*sigh!* so i've decided to change my subject for d research..mayb nk tkr ke sekolah integriti kajang..i was told dat dis skool located inside d kajang prison..guess what? aku takot~huhu~ but hv to..ape lar agaknye Mama Z nk mrh nnt bile tau aku kne tkr research subject project paper nih..isk isk..i'm ready to get scold..ready to pretend to be deaf!
grrrrr......

Nenek oh nenek~!

Smlm aku, dan family kuar merayau2 buang mase..actually mak teh (from JB) juge dtg buang mase kat umah kitorg 4 few days..so yesterday kitorg spent lar ckit mase utk di wastedkan b'same2..gi jln2..kat Subang ade 1 mydin bru bukak..aku pon xpnh pegi..nina je slalu ikot umi ngan abah pegi.so smlm sbb mak teh ku yg lawak thp gaban ade..aku pon ikut skali sbb tau xkn sunyi..btol ckp aku..sesuatu tlh t'jd di sane..

mase dr car park nak jln msuk sume x sabo2 jln nak msuk buang duit..mydin nih bsr n xsemak n xsawan cam mydin kat Jln Msjd India tuh..so clear ckit otak..mase jln tuh nenek aku nih type jln mmg suke tgk pmndgn lar..wlupun kiri knn tuh cume lar kete2..(dah name kat kwsn parking..) so nenek aku nih jlnnye di blkg skali..tau2 je aku pusing blkg xnmpk nenek ku..

"umi! mane nenek?"
"nenek ko dah tua2 nih mmg suke jln lmbt..kan mak?" (rupenye nenek aku ade kat blkg mak aku..kcik sgt xnmpk..)
"lar blkg umi rupenye...igt dah hilg.."
mak teh: "hai kak..ko, umi ngan nenek kan same size..cm adik bradik sume..." (time nih mak teh aku dah gelak bsr dulu..) tp mmg btul..tinggi aku,umi ngan nenek mmg lbh kurg je..bezanye..muke aku plg comel,muke umi cm mak org..muke nenek cm nenek org..tuh lar bezanye..

msuk dlm mydin..amik troli bsr gaban..yg asik gi sangkutkan kain bju kurung aku kat roda die..smpi b'bulu2 kain aku..nsib x koyak..klu x dosa seksi sape nak tanggung??? kitorg trus gi level 2 utk tgk tudung2 arini (ek??) ala..tudung yg jnis keras kat atas tuh..aku pon nengok2 ler..mmg byk murah2 kat c2..lawa tuh ok gak lar..tp ssh nk cr yg lbuh ckit..sume thp nak tutup sprh yg 2 kt dpn tuh pon xckop..haih..nenek mmg excited lar mbli belah dgn gembiranya..tetibe nenek pggl aku..nenek tgh belek sumthg kat rak tuh..

nenek: "ape nih fairuz? kayu2 nih?"
aku yg c0mel: "hah..alas meja nih..die cantum2 kayu nih ikat wat alas meja panjang.."
nenek: "bkn lar..mane ade alas meja mcm nih..nih kain lap kaki!"
aku yg c0mel: "erk?" aku diam je..xgune ckp pape..nenek ku kan hdop lbh lame..(nenek aku mmg lawak..ade ke alas meja jd kain alas kaki..nsib engko le alas..)

tuh blm hbs klakar...

troli kitorg xde lar pnuh sgt..ade tudung ngan mainan bdk2 kcik (adik2 sedara aku) je..nenek aku nk ltk brg die dlm troli pon t'agak2..die takot hilg..die kate cni byk bangla yg keje..bole pulak cm2 nenek aku pk..sape lar nk amik tudung die dlm troli tuh..lg2 bangla tuh lelaki..lgpon bknnye dh byr brg2 tuh..tp lps aku pakse ltk nenek aku ltk gak sbb die sdiri dah xckop tgn nak pgg.so jln2 lg..tgk knn..tgk kiri..troli aku tggl kat blkg ler..tgk dpn lg..ade ape lg..cr lg tudung lawa2..tetibe nenek aku dtg kat aku yg diri sblh mak teh tgh khusyuk tgk tudung..nenek ku b'tny..

nenek: "eh! trailar mane trailar?" (btul ke eja die??) "ko biar je nnt hilang!"
aku xsmpt nk jwb pape....mak teh dah gelak bagai nak gile..aku pon gelak smpi nangis..nenek ku..troli jd trailar... (nenek aku sbut trela..) nenek wat muke slumber bile aku ckp "troli lar nenek........" mak teh gelak spjg jln..org tgk die wat xtau jerk..anak mak teh merangkap sepupu aku si fatin mengadu kat nenek-

fatin: "nenek! tgk ibu gelakkan nenek! ibu nih tak baik tau!"
nenek: "alah mak ko mmg mcm tuh..biar kan die.."

hbs shopping kuar dr mydin kat parking..nenek nmpk troli byk2 bangla tuh susun pjg2...nenek ckp.....

"hah! kan trailar tuh! pjg je hah boleh tolak2.."
mak teh gelak lg...aku hny ckp... "yela nek......"

kitorg dtg 2 kete..nenek naik kete ngan ayh aku..aku naik kete mak teh..dlm kete tetibe mak teh gelak kuat gile..(mak teh mmg kuat gelak!) t'kjt aku..rupenye mak teh t'igt ksh trailar nenek..wawawah~! mak teh ckp..."nih smpi JB aku leh gelak sorg2 bang.." Pakcik aku senyum je..

note: nenek aku msh sht walafiat wlupun dah tua..bile haus cr air coke..asik nk minum air sjuk je..ayam KFC pon kgmrn die gak..nenek ku nenek glamour..cume ssh nk sbut troli je..